It has been done before, even by me but every so often I feel the need ask again what are the worst fashion trends you see out and about at the mall or school or on the street. This is your chance to let it out!

1. Still goes to sagging pants. Why can’t guys get there pant waists up where the waist of their body is perplexes me. That is why it’s called the waist of your pants not the butt or knee of your pants. I don’t want to see your ugly expensive underwear mommy bought, I don’t care if you are afraid of a poopy stain because you can’t wipe properly. Pull them up!

2. Affliction and Ed Hardy clothes I loathe them so, however, as much I loathe them it has made that much easier to tell who is afflicted by douchbaggery because it makes you look like one. And I am still at a loss as to why people feel the need to wear huge logos on everything like they are a billboard.

3. "Vintage" band shirts, especially for tours from long before the wearer was born. I don’t screw with your bands by a shirt for music I care nothing about so my bands alone, thanks you. And as a 3 1/2 how come there are no band shirt for legendary women musicians on the same level as men. Carole King, Etta James, Heart, Aretha, Joni Mitchell?

4. Vampires are in and that is so not cool as the son of dentist if I see another pair of fake fangs I’m draw some blood but not with my plastic teeth.

5. Uggs (Auusie called them that cause they were ugly so who in the US decided they were cute).

6. Lensless glasses, shutter glasses… what the… glasses are meant to help you see or protect your eyes not block your vision and look stupid the process.

7. emo/scene hair mostly because when it is done it is done wrong and poorly (e.g. DIY). It looks way to poofed out and frizzy thanks to the flat ironing and the hairspray. Then of course there is the whole "layered" effect and the reverse mullet (short in the back long in the front). I’ve see a few folk do it well but just end up looking whiny and moody but with bad hair. I almost went that root but then I went to this person called a "hairstylist" who is trained to work with hair and she saved my follicles. Lastly ye with the emo hair usually have it covering the the eyes. Okay it looks cool occasionally in a photo but all the time is just dumb. You can’t see where you are going so you run into me and then I have to punch you.

8. Not really fashion related other than it sets up awful stereotypes and gives bad ideas to young children about how girls should look, but Bratz dolls and the worse toddler bratz dolls (how Bratz got worse is a miracle). This is on my radar because I am now an Uncle and I’ll be damned if her self-esteem will be altered by effing trashy dolls. Which means of course the the whole Disney and it sexist teen stars and shows is also on my watch list.

9. Foil gansta print on anything especially guns and diamonds.

10. A belt is a great accessory and I love some of the belt buckles you can find now. But wearing more than one belt and wearing it half on so it hangs down on the side is L-A-M-E. It is great however for giving me something to grab onto when I toss you and your emo hair in front of a taxi after you run into me because you couldn’t see with the bad hair and the sutter shades.

 

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8 Responses

  1. NamesteNancy

    2010 Jan 31 1

    Crocs…They have to go….NOW
    Double Denim. (Jean jacket/denim jeans) A lot of designers are trying to bring it back and I’m like, "Oh hell no."
    Bright blue eyeshadow up to the girls brow.
    Sagging
    Plunging tops down to the girls waist.
    Camo.
    Capri’s from 2002

    ect.

  2. Pooh Bear!

    2010 Jan 31 2

    the worst thing you can wear is a fat kid who tries to squeeze into skinny jeans with a low cut shirt that says "skinny jeans" on it and no bra and too small undewear lol shes such a loser

  3. PeaceLoveGreen

    2010 Jan 31 3

    I completely agree with all except 2 and 3.

    And here’s some others:

    Caked on foundation

    Too many different colors

    TOO MUCH JEWELRY IE LIKE FIFTY BRACELETS PER WRIST

  4. Layla

    2010 Jan 31 4

    i have the layered look but i do it right(: and im not so freakin scene!
    i cant stand ed hardy/christian audiger
    hate when guys wear glasses just cause it looks good with their flannel shirt.
    hate abercrombie
    hate loud obnoxious children that have their bra’s sticking out
    & love you(:

  5. jasmine

    2010 Jan 31 5

    1. off the shoulder t-shirts
    2. uggs

    thats it.

  6. Whit. <3

    2010 Jan 31 6

    Wow. I must say we are completely on the same page! The only thing I don’t agree with is the whole Vintage band t shirts. I’m young but I still enjoy music from before I was born. All though I don’t own any with tour dates on them.. And there are vintage women band shirts I have a heart shirt and a blondie shirt :)I also own an affliction shirt and an Ed hardy shirt. But I do think its annoying that everyone feels they need to advertise the brand of every piece of clothing they own. If I see another Hollister shirt I’m going to puke.

  7. dcdcdcdc

    2010 Jan 31 7

    Wow, you seem obsessed with how other people look. Everyone has an opinion, and I guess this is yours. You sound a little angry, try not to let others style of dress bother you so much. I guess if I had to pick a worst fashion trend it would be the girls who wear thongs that come up past their jeans. When I see it all I can think about is how icky the string part of the underwear must be.

  8. Demi

    2010 Jan 31 8

    UGH ed hardy.. i dont understand it at all
    and the trucker hats are insane i dont know why anyone would even think about putting that on

    i know and the "emo" hairstyles where they are trying to look "emo" either dark hair that covers most of your face or the blue or green. like wtf are you thinking

    OH and i HIGHLY dislike when girls have the blond hair with the black and the ends and the back like WHAT IS GOING ON??

    oh and vintage band tshirts, i agree. so 2004. geez.


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